7 SMSes in 5 minutes

Friend: Eh! I see a man who looks like the older version of you! Haha deep set eyes all.

Me: Oh snap, I think the person you saw came from the future! OMG! Did he have a samurai sword?!

Friend: Haha nonsensical.

Me: Why do you laugh?! It's serious! What if he's here to kill me?!

Friend: Dude seriously. He wouldn't kill you 'cos he'd kill himself.

Me: How would you know?! You're not him! Wait, you're not me! You're neither him NOR me! People from the future are weird! Who knows how they think? EEP!

Friend: Sure thing.