Running on emptiness

I'd like to go for a really early morning jog around a reservoir. After which I'd stop by a really cheap coffeeshop and eat really cheap oily fattening high cholestrol food and undo what exercise I did. Followed by a really hot beverage often consumed by old people. My arteries would be pretty much clogged up by then. And if all goes well, I won't die of a heart attack while I'm in the tub.