Four score and seven years ago

My self-reflection has confirmed these:

1. I am a bad student
2. School would be a great place to be at if it wasn't for education
3. Education ruined my intelligence
4. Blue pens are better than black pens
5. Never drink milk before gym class (obvious reasons)
6. I look weird with short hair

What can I say? I'm a deep guy. HAHHAHAHA!