The greener grass is for females only

I heard there's this job that pays $35/hr for girls. Some job at some outlet selling ice-cream or something? I think it's at Sentosa? Damn, I can't remember the darn details. I only remember you gotta be willing to wear a bikini and be able to rollerblade. I tried applying anyway, but as foreseen, I got rejected. I suppose it's 'cos I can't rollerblade. *Laughs ridiculously*

Eurgh, can you really imagine me in a two-piece? God forbid!