The art of conversation

Friend: Actually, when I first met you, I thought you were aloof and cold. But turns out you're a really nice guy.

Me: Haha, yeah. People think I'm snobbish and arrogant. But once you get to know me, you'd realise I'm just like any other regular down-to-earth guy; only smarter, more talented, and better looking.

Friend: HAHAHAHAHA! That's so funny.

Me: I wasn't joking.