I'm ton dylsecix!

I just got back from getting my hair cut at the usual salon. And while I may have been pleased with it initially, I now think I look like an ah beng. Dang it man! This always happens when I get a haircut; I end up regretting it, but it was getting harder to manage. I used to have really long unkempt hair, and I've gotten mixed reactions to it. I've been told on separate occasions I look like Kaka, Captain Jack Sparrow, Roger Federer(when I wear my headband), a Californian bum, and my personal favorite a two-bit Argentine drug peddlar. And now I look like a darn ah beng. Oh just shoot me in the head with a BB gun please. I guess I'll just have to wear a beanie wherever I go. Geez...