The 83rd dumbest thing I've ever done

What do people do when they can't fall asleep? I hear some people drink a glass of warm milk. Some drink a glass of lukewarm water. Some put on classical music. Some watch TV in bed. Some read a book.

Me? I order from a 24-hour fast food restaurant and stuff my face in 2 packets of large fries, 3 hamburgers, 4 chicken wings, 9 pieces of chicken nuggets and a big mac, with a glass of chocolate milk to wash it all down.

I strongly doubt there is any correlation between the agonising stomachache I'm experiencing right now and the late night snack(snack here being a relative term. A very relative term) I had.