Whoever said the media is corrupting our values should meet me

Friend 1: What are we supposed to do when it's all over?

Me: When you love someone and they break your heart, don't give up on love. Have faith, restart. Just hold on.

Friend 1: Woah, I didn't know you were a hopeless romantic.

Friend 2: Eh wait... Isn't that from Jonas Brothers' Hold On?

Me: Hey, pop singers have wisdom too you know.