Holding out for the right one

In all honesty, I just want a simple, cute girl. Yes. Just a simple, cute girl.

Oh yeah, and she's gotta be left-handed, born on February 29, has purple shoulder-length hair, watches Jean-claude van Damme movies, speaks Spanish, listens to Neil Diamond and plays the Indian bamboo flute.

Well, that's about it. If I describe any more, people are gonna think I'm picky.